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A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist...

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up in such a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." The psychiatrist replies: "What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?"

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10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: elena ·

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: elena ·

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work...

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink. The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness." The Italian said "That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini's with every third round they bring a free bottle of wine to the table." The Russian said "That sounds fine but if we go to Gouvstof's we drink for free all night and then go out into the parking lot and get laid." "That sounds to good to be true!" the Irishman exclaimed. "Have you actually been there?" "No," the Russian replied, "but my wife goes there all the time."

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: elena ·

What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: elena ·

A Negro was travelling in china...

A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an elderly chinaman skipping stones across a lake. At each bounce of the stone off the water, the mountains surrounding the lake echoed back, "CHING...CHANG...CHUN..." The negro was amazed. He asked the chinaman what was going on. "Oh", said the chinee, "magic spirit of the lake echo back the names of your ancient ancestors as your stone skip upon the sacred waters". "Wow", said the negro, "can I try it?". "Certainly", replied the chinaman. The negro picked up the biggest stone he could find, and gave it a mighty heave across the waters...and as it skipped across the waters, the mountains echoed back "CHIM...PAN...ZEE...."

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: elena ·

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found out that she was six months pregnant.

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: elena ·

Two Italian construction workers...

Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other "hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?" pointing to the supervisor. The other says, "I don't know, go ask him." So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says "Hey, how come we do all a da work and you get all a da money?" The supervisor says "Intelligence". Guido says "what is this intelligence?" The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says "Hita my hand as hard as you can!" Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit the supervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisor pulls his hand away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisor says "That's intelligence". Still smarting Guido goes back to his co-worker and his co-worker says "Hey what did he say?" With a sheepish look on his face Guido puts his hand on his face and says "hita my hand as hard as you can. . ."

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: elena ·

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A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist...

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work...

What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?

A Negro was travelling in china...

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

Two Italian construction workers...

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